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About The Book
Published by: Booktrope Publishing
Publication date: August 11th 2015
Genres: New Adult, Post-Apocalyptic
Welcome to the Apocalypse. Your forecast includes acid rain, roving gangs and misplaced priorities, in this comedic take on the end of the world as we know it, from debut author Daphne Lamb. As a self-entitled, self-involved, and ill equipped millennial, Verdell probably wouldn’t have ranked very high on the list of those most likely to survive the end of the world, but here she is anyway. Add in travelling with her work addicted boss, her boyfriend who she has “meh” feelings for, and a handful of others who had no businesses surviving as long as they have, and things aren’t exactly going as planned. But despite threats of cannibalism, infected water supplies, and possibly even mutants, Verdell is willing to put in as little effort as she can get away with to survive.
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Excerpt
“Hey!”I said as I caught up and knelt in front of her. “Are you okay? Do you need help finding your mom?”
The girl faced me, reveling herself to be a little person. “I’m a grown woman,” she snapped. “I’m perfectly capable.”
“Sorry,” I said. “I just thought you were lost. You seemed like you had a limp.”
“Yeah,” she snarled. “That’s what happens when a big guy tries to attack you and your two kids. I kicked his ass and strained a muscle in the process.”
I raised my hands in surrender. “Sorry for the confusion. You clearly have things under control.”
“Nooo,” she said sarcastically. “I need tall people to hold my hand.”
She stormed off. I walked in the opposite direction and then commandeered the line at the soup bowl.
“What are you doing?” asked the girl with the ladle.
“I’m reaching out for others,” I said. “How many scoops do we give out?”
She breathed a sigh of relief and shoved the spoon at me.
“Thank God,” she said. “Last time I do anything to impress a boy.” With that, she was gone. “I’m free!” she shouted.
So I gave out soup to a line of people who never seemed to end. It just kept going with endless faces every time – sad, depressed faces that looked at me with sorry eyes. I dunked that spoon into the pot and poured its contents into their bowls until the pot ran out. And then like magic, a grizzled man came up with a new one and replaced it without a word.
“Sir?” I asked. “Thank you for-“
He grunted and walked off.
If no one questioned the system, then neither would i. Instead, I ladled and avoided eye contact. Uncomfortable at first, but bowl after bowl made the day go by incredibly fast. I kept going until I felt a hand on my shoulder.
I turned around and looked at a man I hadn’t seen before, hodling out a large platter of sandwiches.
“Wait,” he said, squinting. “You’re not Elizabeth. Or are you?”
I shook my head. “No, I’m Verdell.”
“So where is she?”
“Was she the blonde who served earlier today?”
“Not her,” he said flatly. “Elizabeth was that fat girl with facial hair and liked to yell at everybody. I gave her this job three days ago.”
“I just took this job from a blonde girl,” I said. “Sorry.”
“Ooooh,” he said, interest peaked, looking around. “Was she cute? Where’d she go? Did she prefer soup over sandwiches?”
“I don’t know.”
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About The Author
Daphne Lamb was raised in the wilds of Colorado and now resides in a very different wilderness known as Los Angeles. She is a comedian and award winning writer who has worked in television, film and video games. In her spare time, she enjoys collecting comic books, discussing awesomely bad movies and thinks about what it would be like to own a cat.
She loves connecting to fans and readers, so feel free to connect!
Giveaway
Tour-wide giveaway (US + CAN Only) Ends 2/4
-signed copy of The Girl’s Guide To The Apocalypse + an apocalypse survival kit
Now this sounds fun..and one must always be prepared!!
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Sounds like a fun read, and I really like apocalypse stories, so there’s that. And a giveaway to boot. Fun!
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Well, this just sounds fun and interesting. I love a good apocalypse.
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Huh. That excerpt caught my attention! Verdell is quite a unique name. I’d not heard of this book before – great post, Lekeisha! 🙂
Alyssa @ The Eater of Books!
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I usually am not a fan of apocalypse books, but this one does sound cute and fun and a bit lighter take on the topic than normal. It does sound like an original book.
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I have seen this one around in quite a few places! It seems like a pretty fun read that is light and enjoyable, but I don’t think it is one for me. Thanks for sharing the excerpt!
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Wow, a book about the apocalypse that’s actually quirky and funny, you definitely don’t see that every day. Thanks for introducing this one to me 🙂
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This sounds interesting! I love that it has a bit of comedy mixed in. That really is appealing to me. Thanks for sharing!
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This definitely sounds different, Lekeisha, even if I’m a little confused… Is Verdell a guy or a girl?
Have a great weekend!
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The Girl’s Guide to the Apocalypse sounds like a fun read ♡ Thank you
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I like the cover of this and the story sounds fun!
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This one sounds great!! Good luck to everyone in the giveaway. 🙂
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Thanks for sharing this, it definitely sounds fun and interesting!
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This sounds like a fun book! I like that it’s comedic as well.
Thanks for sharing!
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I have a copy of this book and it’s buried deep down the list of my tbr.
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Thanks for hosting today! 🙂
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Interesting epilogue 🙂 Thanks for sharing!
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Oops I meant excerpt LOL… It’s too early to be thinking clearly 😉
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I’ve read a couple humorous takes set in the post-apocalypse and enjoyed them. I’ve made a note to look this one up.
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